azz:
"The Air Force Research Laboratory's materials and manufacturing directorate is testing aluminum oxynitride -- ALONtm -- as a replacement for the traditional multi-layered glass transparencies now used in existing ground and air armored vehicles."
Computer? Hello, computer?
azz:
A guy who plays 9- and 11-string basses.
I'm not entirely convinced it really counts as a bass any more if it has eleven courses...
azz: Yes, the US Patent Office are now accepting patent applications for fiction storylines.
Just what the hell do they think they're playing at?