azz:
"At Kent Union we aim to provide our students with the best service we can. Please help us to do this by clicking on the link below and completing this short questionnaire and tell us about your satisfaction of Kent Unions Bars and Entertainment."
And yet, if you say you don't go to either of the bars, it kicks you out.
The reason I don't go to the Union bars is because they're both rubbish, but I guess they're not interested in that...
(Also, "yo8.biz"? Nice to see they're making good use of the expensive webserver they spent our money on a couple of years ago...)
David: SCO Group has now topped even itself. They have asked IBM to turn over "all documents concerning IBM's contributions to the Linux 2.7 kernel
azz: Well, that one should be easy to comply with.
David:
Quite difficult I'd have thought...
Do you give them a blank PostIT note?
A three page print out. (1) Contributions from IBM to Linux 2.7 (2) This page intentionally left blank (3) Fin
or the huge cardboard box of packing pellets with a single blank sheet of paper at the heart?
azz: A huge cardboard box of packing pellets, with a three page printout, the middle sheet of which is blank, with a blank Post-It note stuck to it.
azz: "You may also be interested in ... Above All Co. L74995CN Forearm Forklift Lifting Straps"