azz:
An invited guest at the State of the Union address attends wearing a T-shirt saying "2245 Dead. How many more?".
For which she is arrested and lead off in handcuffs (in full view of reporters).
Go democracy!
It's happened before too. "In October 2004, three Oregon schoolteachers were removed from a Bush event and threatened with arrest for wearing t-shirts that said "Protect Our Civil Liberties.""
David: So if you stuff speakers in your ears, then turn the vol up so it hurts, you can sue the people who made the iPod
And in other news, a woman sues her car company because they didn't warn her that cruise control wouldn't handle the steering when she went into the back of the campervan to make a cup of tea.