azz:
'129. When you kill Duncan DO NOT put his body in a wardrobe that happens to be on the stage and then use the same wardrobe as an exit and entrance. It prompts audience comments about Duncan's going to Narnia and "Don't open the door, there's a dead guy in there!"'
"132. If you are setting Macbeth in the modern era, there is no excuse for people fighting with broadswords in the subway, no matter how much you loved Highlander."
I think I'd quite like to see some of these productions, though ("I will never try to cast Richard III as a cyberpunk war between two companies.").
"270. No matter how brilliantly Terry Pratchett skewered Macbeth, do not portray the Wyrd Sisters as Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg, and Magrat."
David:
"326. I will not costume Henry V in Star Trek uniforms."
Yes, some of these looks quite fun (probably turn out to be horribly painful though)
azz: An entertaining article on the meanings of kanji characters with different radicals in Japanese.
Also, don't miss the Indian Curry.