David:
'Jeremy Clarkson has said his Top Gear co-star Richard Hammond is "completely fixed" after his high speed crash while filming for the show last month.'
It is nice that Richard Hammond has trained medical professionals looking after him.
David:
Gee, low cost product isn't of very high quality. What a surprise.
And Ryanair's polls give conflicting results
Why do I get a Yes Minister sense about this?
"Travellers were most worried about terrorism, while bird flu and natural disasters were also concerns, TripAdvisor said."
You'd almost think that the government/media/etc were making a song and dance about terrorism more recently then bird flu or natural disasters
ats: ""We're modernising the southern border of the United States so we can assure the American people we are doing our job of securing our border," he said."
Apparently "modernising" is now slang for "building an enormous fence on".
David: I can see it now, "Ya can see the Great Wall of China from space?! We oughta have a Great Wall of the US of A."
ats: "Heh, heh, heh."