ats:
"The Government has decided that young people are rude and must be taught better manners in school. Of all the currish, lily-livered, puke-stocking ideas dreamed up by those odiferous tickle-brained rump-fed codpieces, this must be one of the most addle-pated."
Someone deserves a good kicking for the Krushchev pun.
ats: A long paper about the different varieties of Arabic and how they're taught and used.
(There really ought to be a word that means "non-fiction novella"...)