ats:
Some here are spectacularly unfunny, but there are a few good ones:
"It had been a dark and stormy night, but as dawn began to light up the eastern sky, to the west the heavens suddenly cleared, unveiling a pale harvest moon that reposed gently atop the distant mesa like a pumpkin on a toilet with the lid down."
The problem is that most of these aren't badly written at all, and many would make excellent first sentences for comic novels, which is sort of missing the point...
ats: "What is AdSense for domains?
AdSense® for domains allows domain name registrars and large domain name holders to unlock the value in their parked page inventory."
So domain squatting isn't evil now, or what?